Sidewalksale
From Avoid.net
[edit] Background from the TPSC
The City is about to embark on a process called the Coordinated Street Furniture Program. Inspired by good intentions to beautify our streets, the project has turned into the biggest public space sell-off we've seen so far and might as well be called the Sidewalk Privatisation Program.
Here is the rhyming deputation I made at city council on May 3rd, 2006 Version two, delivered at the executive committee, April 30th, 2007 can nbe found @ publicspaceinvasion
Good Morning Councillors and Madam Chair, Thank you for allowing me to speak on this affair.
IâÃÂÃÂm here because I live in this great town And IâÃÂÃÂm concerned with what is going down
A quick caution before ye embark To sell our streets to corporate sharks
For if this deal it doth proceed I fear it might give way to greed
You aim to grow the cityâÃÂÃÂs coffer But understand exactly whatâÃÂÃÂs on offer
A deal that lasts for 20 years Is a bold and profitable frontier
Quite a rich and glimmering prize If our streets we privatise
However
This fat and lucrative contract May turn into a binding pact Leaving TorontoâÃÂÃÂs citizens To face off âÃÂÃÂgainst scads of Monster Bins
Or some other sad disgrace Whose primary goal is more ad space
With form and function both pathetic Clashing with our smooth aesthetic
Why must our street furniture all be the same? A boring monoculture would be a shame For a city so diverse A uniform solution seems averse
HereâÃÂÃÂs an idea: why not start To reserve some space for public art Breathe new life unto our streets For more than advertisingsâÃÂàelite
Another thing to be unhid Our furniture shouldnâÃÂÃÂt drain our grid It seems like an idiotic scam To plug in a garbage can It seems quite odd, just not quite right To outfit our furniture with lights But if the goal is just to sell Lets plug in our hydrants as well
The city should cover this type of thing New gear to make our streets go bling To celebrate our urban space And elevate our streets to a new place
DonâÃÂÃÂt pull the wool over our eyes Invest in shinny new supplies For we do pay municipal tax DonâÃÂÃÂt sell us out to corporate hacks
